YOMOMMA is so fat, she eats Wheat THICKS !!!
You should be proud. How many people can say they gave a stripper an std?
you are SOOO ugly YOMOMMA had morning sickness after you were born
Yomomma's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say 'Go'!
Yomomma's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down!
Yomomma's so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call!
yomomma so stupid, she goes to McDonald and gives her address because they say takeaway. She thought it's like delivery.
yomomma so fat she use a taxi as her trolley to go supetmarket.
yomomma so fat she recieved hula hoop as her wedding ring..
yomomma so fat, her wedding was host outdoor cause she can't get through doors.